Putin Has Run Out of Novichok and Is Now Poisoning Ageing Models in Salisbury With Rat Poison

Just ask the British tabloids (and the supposedly respectable Telegraph)

The Daily Mail: Putin tried to kill me says Russian model who fell ill in Salisbury

Somerset Live (local media): Russian lingerie model claims she was 'targeted by Putin' in Salisbury

The Telegraph: Russian model 'who was victim of Salisbury poisoning scare' claims Putin's henchmen tried to kill her

The Sun: Russian model's terror: Putin tried to kill me with rat poison


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