Russia Announces 26 Year Old Military Spokeswoman - NATO Surrenders

By Mark Boden on Saturday, May 14, 2022 - 10:10

And get this, her name is Rossiyana, which is the Russian equivalent of naming your daughter 'America'.

She has a nickname in Russian - 'Oboronyashka' - which translates as: 'Defense Cutie'.

Her Instagram account is blowing up - we highly recommend following it ...

Совершенно летняя

A post shared by Россияна Марковская (@_rossiyana_) on Jul 16, 2017 at 8:06pm PDT

Мерзну на вершине моральных устоев?

A post shared by Россияна Марковская (@_rossiyana_) on Nov 26, 2016 at 3:15am PST

A post shared by Россияна Марковская (@_rossiyana_) on Dec 11, 2012 at 2:56am PST

Russia is definitely winning the charm battle - with former Crimean attorney general and anime star Natalia Poklonskaya ('Prosecutie'), and Foreign Ministry Spokeswoman Maria Zakharova, the West is just going to have to do better.

Natalia Poklonskaya giving a press conference

Maria Zakharova

Female NATO Officers

NATO top brass.