Informed citizens the world-over collapsed into a mass paroxysm of hysterical laughter upon hearing the news.
The political acumen of the war lobby is now being seriously questioned, even by ignorant housewives in remote places with poor internet.
We now eagerly await George Bush's wise counsel on this weighty matter.
RT once again providing invaluable service to humanity:
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