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Poroshenko Has World's Worst "Speed Date" With US Troops

Poroshenko is very glad to meet you, fancy US army trainers! Uh...what do poor people talk about when they're eating lunch? 

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Poroshenko enjoyed a delicious Ukrainian Army lunch with US troops, if our eyes are to believe the below video. What is Petro doing with these commonfolk? What about his usual rich-person lunch routine (eating caviar from the navel of a  $50,000/hour 'massage therapist')?

Good heavens! What do poor people do or even talk about, when they eat their so-called "lunch"? Watch as Poroshenko tries to force small talk upon these unfortunate plebs, who clearly want nothing more than to finish their soup and go back to training the guys with the wacky runes stiched onto their shoulders. 

<figcaption>"Do you like food?" "Yes" "Me too"</figcaption>
"Do you like food?" "Yes" "Me too"

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