Putin Must Now Extradite Pussy Riot to Croatia

The narcissists tried to make a Franco-Croatian World Cup final all about themselves, and helped set back the dreams of a nation in the process

France scored two goals in the first period of the World Cup final yesterday against the flow of the game. Croatia was the better team of the first period keeping the ball steadily in the French half of the field but conceded an unlucky own goal and a controversial penalty (and scored a beauty from open play for itself).

Coming back from the half time break the Croats were looking to go level again as they had earlier in the game already and indeed in each of the knock out games before the final. Again they were the dominant team with the more athletically gifted French nonetheless pushed on the defense.

That would gradually change with the French eventually daring to organize offensive play of their own rather than rely on counter-attacks alone. The very first event which begun to shift the balance of play was the 52nd minute field invasion by fringe Russian narcissists otherwise known for making tools of themselves inside churches and performing public group sex, which interrupted the game, wasted time, frustrated the Croats and set back their rhythm. 

Only in Russia is the mentally retarded pseudo-artistic, pseudo-political fringe entitled enough to try to hijack a global World Cup final for themselves, and only in the West is the media decadent enough not to call them on it but pretend this has anything to do with anything but their personal self-promotion.

In fact Pussy Riot has no constituency outside the Western press. The latter must therefore share a part of the blame that for the attempted assassination attempt on the game of high-stakes football that billions of people around the world tuned in for.

The retribution at least should be easy enough. There is no need for the Russian judiciary to get involved and offer up the Western press more faux martyrs. Instead just ship the attention-seeking weasels to Croatia. The Croats will know what to do with them.

In other news 'strongman' Putin failed to secure a simple football match. This is the only way to make up for it.