Irrefutable Proof That Donald Trump Reads Kremlin Mouthpiece ‘Russia Insider’

Trump's "conversation starter" with Merkel was obviously inspired by your very own Russia Insider

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His direct connection to Putin has finally been exposed
His direct connection to Putin has finally been exposed

People in denial keep saying that there is no proof that Trump is a KGB sleeper cell agent who was hand-picked by Vladimir Putin back in 1987 to end sanctions against post-Soviet Russia in 2017. You fools. 

It's absolutely clear that Trump begins each morning with a cup of coffee and Russia Insider. Ergo, Trump is a Putinbot. 

During his first White House powwow with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Trump broke the ice with a friendly "hey, I was wiretapped by Obama, too" comment.


As far as wiretapping by this past administration, at least we have something in common.

Ingenious and highly awkward. But also plagiarized directly from your favorite internet destination, 

It's official: Donald Trump reads Russia Insider! As we wrote back on Monday — DAYS before the Trump-Merkel summit:

We're waiting for our royalty check in the mail, Trump:

The two leaders are also expected to exchange stories about being wiretapped by Obama. It's the perfect ice-breaker:

Harvard University does not approve.

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