Hillary emerges from her cave to remind us why we're all still happy she lost
When Hillary lost in November, the world won.
Just as Trump was beginning to make us nostalgic for Obama, in walks Hillary to remind us things could have been worse still.
Hillary could have been president and humanity could have been reduced to eight scientists in an Antartica camp and five irradiated ghouls in the Pyongyang metro (the deepest in the world).
Clinton tells her BFF Christine she supported Trump's Syria tomahawking, but she doesn't know what was all that allowing Russians to evacuate all about:
Hillary has a degree from Yale and could have been president. Truth is stranger than fiction.