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BBC: Putin 'Probably' Killed JFK

Putin also 'probably' bludgeons baby seals to death for sport, according to a public inquiry, probably


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It's already settled. The 2016 Headline of the Year award goes to:

beyond a reasonable doubt, probably
beyond a reasonable doubt, probably

It's a slam dunk case, ladies and gentlemen. The public inquiry established beyond a reasonable doubt that there was "personal antagonism" between Putin and Litvinenko, probably. Ergo, Putin murdered Litvinenko, probably. Sounds like solid legal footing, probably.

UPDATE: The BBC has just retracted its headline, stating that “we cannot confirm the authenticity or contents of the leaked report". Just kidding, that's their official response to a report linking the BBC to pedophiles.


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