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BREAKING: Major KGB Announcement From Putin About Donald Trump, New US President!

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This is not Fake News.

This is a serious announcement available exclusively to Russia Insider by our insider in KGB HQ in Moscow.

<figcaption>Trolstoyevsky in KGB HQ 1973</figcaption>
Trolstoyevsky in KGB HQ 1973

We repeat, this is serious news; it's not fake news similar to garbage published by CNN, MSNBC, BBC and other presstitutes. 


Here's the official KGB press release:

"Yesterday at 6pm Moscow time one of the most successful KGB operations ended.

Donat Ivanovich Trolstoyevski, KGB sleeper agent, became president of the USA.
Congratulations to the KGB, and glory to genius comrade Putin!
Donat Ivanovich, your final order - make mother Russia great again!"

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