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Sat, Apr 22, 2017 Rudy Panko 12,826

Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York recently experienced unusual blackouts of the electrical variety, according to naive media reports. 

The most likely cause of this catastrophe? Thousands of Russian warplanes blocking out the sun's life-giving rays and probably also frying America's electrical grid with Russian electromagnetic pulses.