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Look under your bed. There's probably a Tu-160
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 Rudy Panko 17,323

Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York recently experienced unusual blackouts of the electrical variety, according to naive media reports. 

The most likely cause of this catastrophe? Thousands of Russian warplanes blocking out the sun's life-giving rays and probably also frying America's electrical grid with Russian electromagnetic pulses. 

What a surprise
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Reuters strikes again
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China looks to its neighbors as Washington becomes more hostile
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