Miss Lindsey Graham: Putin Hacked Me So Bad And I Loved It!

The very tough senator from South Carolina asks Trump to please not omit serial hacker-state Russia as a target of the nation's aggressive foreign policies

Thu, Dec 15, 2016
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Do it again Putey Pute!

The Russian US-election hacking saga has just hit an unexpected twist.

We now know why Lindsey Graham's presidential campaign failed so dismally. (Lindsey polled less than 1%.) It turns out that ruffian Vladimir was hacking his emails too!

And he loved it. How do we know? Because hacking the GOP and Dems alike gives the establishment punks like Lindsey the justification they need for a bipartisan effort to deep-six Trump's coming Russian detente in the congress. Watch this heart-to-heart with therapist Wolf Blitzer:

Sen. Graham stated that while he accepts the election result, he is aghast at the prospect of peace with Russia:

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I do believe the Russians hacked into the DNC. I do believe they hacked into Podesta’s email account. They hacked into my campaign account. I do believe that all the information released publicly hurt Clinton and didn’t hurt Trump. I don't think the outcome of the election is in doubt. What we should do is not turn on each other but work as one people to push back on Russia. Because if you don't stop Russia, China and Iran will eventually do this, because Trump is gonna take China and Iran on. He should. I wanna help him do both. But they will turn on him and hack into his emails.

That's global thermonuclear email hacking. The horror, the horror.

Surely worth some additional sanctions and maybe a few wars. Donald, don't you dare forget Russia in the orgy of American dominance. We want war and suffering inflicted on Russia too! That spoiler Donald Trump is going to ruin all the fun.

What a godsend for Graham and the Russophobes that Vladimir Putin thought his pathetic failure of a campaign which again, consistently polled under 1%, was important enough to hack. 

It's clear Lindsey isn't in the closet about his clinical Russophobia, Iranophobia, Sinophobia and pathological love of sanctions, suffering and violence. He's totally open about who he is. We're proud of you, Lindsey.

But the warmongering globalist forces which hold the likes of Lindsey Graham and his kind under their sway, are likely going to find Donald Trump is a much more resilient target than anybody's email account.  

 

 

 

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