Did Putin Kill David Rockefeller? Experts Weigh In

Of course the answer is "yes"

Mon, Mar 20, 2017
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Polonium-related heart failure
Polonium-related heart failure

Famous banker and lizard king David Rockefeller has passed away at the age of 101

According to reports, doctors were not able to perform an eighth orphan-heart transplant in order to save his life.  

Yes, David died of heart problems, which obviously means he was assassinated by Vladimir Putin. 

But why would Russia's president want Rockefeller dead? This chart explains everything:


To quote one of our editors: "Never go full Illuminati".

P.S. — The Independent hits another home run:


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